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Crowley Satanist David Bowie goes to Hell.

Postby God-Prank » Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:01 am

David Bowie, the willing servant of Satan died and went to hell today.

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Re: Crowley Satanist David Bowie goes to Hell.

Postby E-lad » Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:25 am

I pity you, Dan.
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Re: Crowley Satanist David Bowie goes to Hell.

Postby God-Prank » Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:34 am

E-lad wrote:I pity you, Dan.


And I you, Dale.
You're heading in the same direction.
Bowie didn't try to hide his Satanism, or fascination with Nazi Fascism.
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Re: Crowley Satanist David Bowie goes to Hell.

Postby BaldySlaphead » Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:40 am

Ignoring the fact of Hell being an obvious fiction, how would you know, you gloating idiot?

You appear to have ignored the fact that according to your own rules, your deity makes that decision, not you.

Or do you still believe you're Jesus?

And if you do, how come you're so fucking shit at biology that you don't understand symmetry?
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Re: Crowley Satanist David Bowie goes to Hell.

Postby God-Prank » Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:42 am

This is Bowie's last video.
Blackstar is illuminati speak for the Antichrist.

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Re: Crowley Satanist David Bowie goes to Hell.

Postby BaldySlaphead » Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:46 am

The illuminati? For fuck's sake, grow up.
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Re: Crowley Satanist David Bowie goes to Hell.

Postby God-Prank » Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:49 am

BaldySlaphead wrote:The illuminati? For fuck's sake, grow up.


Tell it to Bowie who was an enthusiastic Illuminati Crowley Satanist.
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Re: Crowley Satanist David Bowie goes to Hell.

Postby BaldySlaphead » Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:53 am

Since he's a) not on this board and b) dead, I'll just tell it to the person that a) imagines that it's real and b) is being a dick about it.
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Re: Crowley Satanist David Bowie goes to Hell.

Postby God-Prank » Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:58 am

BaldySlaphead wrote:Since he's a) not on this board and b) dead, I'll just tell it to the person that a) imagines that it's real and b) is being a dick about it.


Okay, tell it to every Bowie fan who's mourning his passing.
Btw, I was a huge fan for decades.
I saw him perform live 3 times, and used to cover "wild eyed boy from free cloud" in my band.

Also. "The Man who Sold the World" is about Jesus Christ.
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Re: Crowley Satanist David Bowie goes to Hell.

Postby BaldySlaphead » Mon Jan 11, 2016 9:03 am

Hey everyone who mourns David Bowie's death, some bloke on the interweb said some religious/tin-foil hat arse-water about him.

There, done.
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