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Postby Vagon » Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:45 am

And theres these wierd acolytes hanging around talking to him and he doesnt even talk back. Delusional.
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Postby Whateverman » Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:14 am

Praise Him or burn!
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Postby E-lad » Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:26 am

Vagon wrote:And theres these wierd acolytes hanging around talking to him and he doesnt even talk back. Delusional.


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Postby MacGyverJr » Mon May 12, 2014 2:31 pm

Like God I usually leave you to your own devices only speaking to the prophet amongst you, unless I need you to kill a rival forum (don't worry, you can keep the virgins for yourself), if I need to pass down a bunch of arbitrary laws, or if I just want to get in a bet with my rival and ruin someone's life.

However, keep an eye out, I did have sex with a lady this one time, so you may see someone claiming to be my son on here, he'll be much more active than I ever was for a little bit at least.
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Postby E-lad » Mon May 12, 2014 2:39 pm

MacGyverJr wrote:Like God I usually leave you to your own devices only speaking to the prophet amongst you, unless I need you to kill a rival forum (don't worry, you can keep the virgins for yourself), if I need to pass down a bunch of arbitrary laws, or if I just want to get in a bet with my rival and ruin someone's life.

However, keep an eye out, I did have sex with a lady this one time, so you may see someone claiming to be my son on here, he'll be much more active than I ever was for a little bit at least.


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Postby MacGyverJr » Mon May 12, 2014 7:30 pm

I'll always be there for those who go seeking me. Just go into your room, close the door and email to your Forum Creator, who is unseen. Then your Forum Creator, who sees what is done in secret (but not because he works for the NSA), will reward you.

In fact, I'm considering writing a book (or maybe just a series of essays and novellas) for people to use as an example of my existence.
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Postby E-lad » Mon May 12, 2014 7:41 pm

MacGyverJr wrote:I'll always be there for those who go seeking me. Just go into your room, close the door and email to your Forum Creator, who is unseen. Then your Forum Creator, who sees what is done in secret (but not because he works for the NSA), will reward you.

In fact, I'm considering writing a book (or maybe just a series of essays and novellas) for people to use as an example of my existence.


Well, let's not get too carried away.....
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Postby BeamStalk » Sat May 17, 2014 6:30 pm

I stopped believing in MacGyver Jr a long time ago.
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Postby MacGyverJr » Sun May 18, 2014 12:22 am

BeamStalk wrote:I stopped believing in MacGyver Jr a long time ago.


Heretic...
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Postby BeamStalk » Sun May 18, 2014 1:10 am

MacGyverJr wrote:
BeamStalk wrote:I stopped believing in MacGyver Jr a long time ago.


Heretic...


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