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This thread is for self-gratification only...

Postby Whateverman » Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:25 pm

Be honest: there have been things you've written that, when you read them back to yourself, made you think "Damn I'm good!".

Cough em up and post em here. Provide a link if you can...

Whateverman wrote:Appealing to your subjective experience as an authority automatically grants the same authority to people whose experiences have led them to conclusions different from yours
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Re: This thread is for self-gratification only...

Postby rufustfirefly » Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:23 pm

Well, today in chat "Guest" asked me if my mother washed my mouth out with poop. I replied

No, but I washed your mother's mouth out with "Santorum".


I'm rather proud of that.
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Re: This thread is for self-gratification only...

Postby E-lad » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:09 am

In 1971 I was asked if I believed in God, whereupon I responded, "No, but I do believe I will have another beer."

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Postby BathTub » Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:47 am

I think my "Brave Sir Name" ditty was a highlight.
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Re: This thread is for self-gratification only...

Postby Vagon » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:46 am

rufustfirefly wrote:Well, today in chat "Guest" asked me if my mother washed my mouth out with poop. I replied

No, but I washed your mother's mouth out with "Santorum".


I'm rather proud of that.


Like the human centipede. Seems Guest is a fan of Dutch horror.

I dunno I had a particularly cold and rational series of posts over at scam.com where I took a resident nutjob to task. I had a bunch of people tell me they enjoyed my posts via PM and the guy I talked to eventually realised he was being a goose... before regressing back to the same behaviour about one week later.

If anyone cares it starts here: http://www.scam.com/showthread.php?t=128681&page=3

I think I realised there more than ever that most of the time the argument is more about the lurkers and not the fundies themselves.
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Postby zilch » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:47 am

Aren't self-gratification and self-abuse the same thing?
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Re: This thread is for self-gratification only...

Postby Whateverman » Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:05 am

Naw, they're a continuum...

edit: one in which lube is involved
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Postby MaxFF » Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:16 pm

It's obvious that guns are the work of an omniscient creator, how else would they fit perfectly into the human hand
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Postby Whateverman » Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:08 pm

I hate that, but you're right. Touche is the closest thing to getting him to concede...
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Re: This thread is for self-gratification only...

Postby Whateverman » Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:08 pm

I hadn't meant this thread to be about me, but dammit, I really liked my response to kent's drivel

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kent-bot wrote:2 Timothy 3:1 But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. 2 People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3 without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, 4 treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God— 5 having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with such people.

But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. 2 People will be lovers of themselves
Loves to be on camera? Check.

lovers of money
Makes six figures and calls it an average wage? Check.

boastful
Claims he can resolve the abortion debate in under a minute? Check.

proud
Refuses to listen to anyone who contradicts him? Check.

abusive
Calls atheists fools, idiots, morons & cowards? Check.

disobedient to their parents
Estranged from his mother up to the day she passed away? Check.

ungrateful
Spits on science and human achievements despite the fact that they gave him the ability to make lots of money and spread his opinions across the globe in seconds? Check.

...

Shall I keep going, kent, or will you agree with me that Ray proves the Bible is true?
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