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Re: A New Institution- The Terry Burton Trophy

Postby E-lad » Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:08 am

I can assure you that AnswersNow has been nominated and the venrable TBT committee members have been summoned and are on the way to the TBT/ Smrt offices to deliberate over the awarding of the coveted trophy. We do not take these matter lightly and nothing less than a vetting by the entire committee will suffice.

Members have been summoned-
coming from near and far-
some are traveling by automobile-
and other are traveling by car.

I expect white smoke within 24 hours.
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Re: A New Institution- The Terry Burton Trophy

Postby E-lad » Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:24 pm

Friends of Reason,

After careful consideration, a couple cases of beer, and a bottle of 15 year old single malt scotch, the Terry Burton Trophy Committee has unanimously recommended awarding the coveted trophy to: "AnswersNOW."

I am honored to make this presentation to AnswesNow on this beautiful day of 7 july, 2011. It was previously determined by "The Committee" that the TBT would be awarded occasionally, as need be, and as required, to elevate deserving persons to their rightful position in the annals of bat shit crazy internet fundumbentalists.

Forthwith:
"This prestigious award shall be presented to little amoral turd monkeys who write thousands of words without ever making a salient point and are wont to use circular reasoning and continuously relate vague and random circumlocutions. They will have been noted to be churlish, lazy bastards who have no clue as to the nature of the material that they are writing about."

As it has been duly noted to "The Award Committee," and after extensive considerations, it has been determined that AnswersNOW has fullfilled the requirements of the award and it is hereby awarded to him in absentia.

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Re: A New Institution- The Terry Burton Trophy

Postby Tilia » Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:36 pm

I sure worked hard for it.
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Re: A New Institution- The Terry Burton Trophy

Postby BathTub » Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:04 pm

E-lad wrote:Friends of Reason,

After careful consideration, a couple cases of beer, and a bottle of 15 year old single malt scotch, the Terry Burton Trophy Committee has unanimously recommended awarding the coveted trophy to: "AnswersNOW."

I am honored to make this presentation to AnswesNow on this beautiful day of 7 july, 2011. It was previously determined by "The Committee" that the TBT would be awarded occasionally, as need be, and as required, to elevate deserving persons to their rightful position in the annals of bat shit crazy internet fundumbentalists.

Forthwith:
"This prestigious award shall be presented to little amoral turd monkeys who write thousands of words without ever making a salient point and are wont to use circular reasoning and continuously relate vague and random circumlocutions. They will have been noted to be churlish, lazy bastards who have no clue as to the nature of the material that they are writing about."

As it has been duly noted to "The Award Committee," and after extensive considerations, it has been determined that AnswersNOW has fullfilled the requirements of the award and it is hereby awarded to him in absentia.

Hip hip!

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Re: A New Institution- The Terry Burton Trophy

Postby Githyanky » Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:32 pm

Does JohnMD qualify for this less than prestigious award? Man that guy is annoying!
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Re: A New Institution- The Terry Burton Trophy

Postby Stoned Immaculate » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:20 pm

I believe you mean Luke MD...yah he's a loony toon.
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Re: A New Institution- The Terry Burton Trophy

Postby Githyanky » Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:04 am

Yeah...him. I may not be the best person to nominate people as I only dip my toe in the septic swamp. It takes days for me to wash the smell off. But what I read of him today was goofy.
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Re: A New Institution- The Terry Burton Trophy

Postby Whateverman » Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:22 pm

He's a coward
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Re: A New Institution- The Terry Burton Trophy

Postby Ryk » Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:45 am

Congratulations Annie No, you earned it.
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Re: A New Institution- The Terry Burton Trophy

Postby BathTub » Sat Apr 12, 2014 3:34 am

Rufus, seems Terry has forgot about his legacy. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid ... hoto_reply
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