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Honestly, who would donate to these shitheads?

Postby Stoned Immaculate » Mon Jan 04, 2016 2:26 pm

With a name like Smucker's, it has to be god.
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Re: Honestly, who would donate to these shitheads?

Postby vms » Mon Jan 04, 2016 2:55 pm

I read about that on the Friendly Atheist blog. Who would donate to them? Gullible people, they'll believe anything. Perfect example is another Friendly Atheist blog.



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Re: Honestly, who would donate to these shitheads?

Postby Stoned Immaculate » Mon Jan 04, 2016 6:03 pm

You're not gonna get any prayers from me with that attitude, vms.
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Re: Honestly, who would donate to these shitheads?

Postby zilch » Mon Jan 04, 2016 7:55 pm

Who would donate to these shitheads? Poor suckers hoping that some of the shitheads' wealth will magically rub off on them. Give me money and you too will have a private jet.
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Re: Honestly, who would donate to these shitheads?

Postby Chris » Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:50 am

zilch wrote:Give me money and you too will have a private jet.


Sounds good to me. How much ya want?
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Re: Honestly, who would donate to these shitheads?

Postby zilch » Tue Jan 05, 2016 10:17 am

Chris wrote:
zilch wrote:Give me money and you too will have a private jet.


Sounds good to me. How much ya want?

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Re: Honestly, who would donate to these shitheads?

Postby Jessica » Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:39 pm

I bloody love the reason excuse reason why Copeland and the other shameless money grubbers for the Lord need private jets each.
Standing up and talking to the Lord in public makes them look silly! Denying Jesus. Naughty! But flying out, landing, and then setting out your stall and talking about the same Lord isn't?
Today's commercial airlines are full of tubes of demons! This makes me think of riding on public transport with all the windows closed and all the germs floating about.
Carrying that further, the latest tool in the fight against sin.

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For your wife. Bible Truthers introduces anti demon washing powder, to swill away all those demons clinging to the fabric of your clothes, or those of you children when forced to mix with the unsaved.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?Then he is not omnipotent.Is he able, but not willing?Then he is malevolent.Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? (Epicurus circa:300 BC)
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Re: Honestly, who would donate to these shitheads?

Postby E-lad » Tue Jan 05, 2016 4:34 pm

[quoteThe anti demon hand sanitiser.................][/quote]

Thorgolucky should offer this on his website!
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Re: Honestly, who would donate to these shitheads?

Postby God-Prank » Thu Jan 07, 2016 3:48 am

“I know your works, that you are neither cold nor hot. I could wish you were cold or hot. So then, because you are lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will vomit you out of My mouth. Because you say, ‘I am rich, have become wealthy, and have need of nothing’—and do not know that you are wretched, miserable, poor, blind, and naked—
Revelation 3:15-17
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Re: Honestly, who would donate to these shitheads?

Postby shadowmouse » Thu Jan 07, 2016 4:50 am

God-Prank wrote:“I know your works, that you are neither cold nor hot. I could wish you were cold or hot. So then, because you are lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will vomit you out of My mouth. Because you say, ‘I am rich, have become wealthy, and have need of nothing’—and do not know that you are wretched, miserable, poor, blind, and naked—
Revelation 3:15-17


Please manscape first, m'kay...
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