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Explain Like I'm Five: Homophobia

Postby IntellectualNinja » Tue Nov 26, 2013 1:56 am

Homophobia explained. The ending is perfect.

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Re: Explain Like I'm Five: Homophobia

Postby zilch » Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:43 am

Exactly. You should be free to go around calling people faggots, but not do it. That's my policy.
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Re: Explain Like I'm Five: Homophobia

Postby E-lad » Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:34 am

That's gay.
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Re: Explain Like I'm Five: Homophobia

Postby zilch » Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:36 am

E-lad wrote:That's gay.

Hehe, I thought of saying that too. But I didn't. But I guess saying it in my heart is the same thing.
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Re: Explain Like I'm Five: Homophobia

Postby E-lad » Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:37 am

zilch wrote:
E-lad wrote:That's gay.

Hehe, I thought of saying that too. But I didn't.


Cuz you're gay.
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Re: Explain Like I'm Five: Homophobia

Postby zilch » Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:39 am

If I were gay I'd be happy and gay.
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Re: Explain Like I'm Five: Homophobia

Postby E-lad » Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:41 am

zilch wrote:If I were gay I'd be happy and gay.


I was gathering up fagots today.

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Re: Explain Like I'm Five: Homophobia

Postby BaldySlaphead » Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:48 am

Is that because you're a fascist?
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Re: Explain Like I'm Five: Homophobia

Postby E-lad » Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:51 am

BaldySlaphead wrote:Is that because you're a fascist?


Ah ha....i need to have my lictors carry one of those for me so I can punish Mrs Froggie when she doesn't mind me properly. Women are just so uppity these days/
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Re: Explain Like I'm Five: Homophobia

Postby zilch » Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:54 am

The name for the bassoon in German is Fagott, because it looks like a bundle of sticks.

And yeah, baldy, I thought of that too, the fascies. But I knew some other smarty would know that too.
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