A Ghastly Photograph

[E-lad]

The dude is a walking, talking proof of evolution surely. I'm no oil painting but if that man isn't half neanderthal then I'll eat my hat.

He looks so gorilla-like.

Yes, quite Neanderthalistic.

[zilch]

Me, I'm proud of what I have in the way of primitive characteristics: a goodly epicranial ridge, pretty heavy brow ridges, traces of supernumerary nipples- not to mention all those reminders of our ancestors that all of us share such as sea-salty blood. I don't think it's a mark of shame to look a bit monkeylike. But I somehow think that Ham would resent the comparison, so I will refrain from making it.

[E-lad]

Me, I'm proud of what I have in the way of primitive characteristics: a goodly epicranial ridge, pretty heavy brow ridges, traces of supernumerary nipples- not to mention all those reminders of our ancestors that all of us share such as sea-salty blood. I don't think it's a mark of shame to look a bit monkeylike. But I somehow think that Ham would resent the comparison, so I will refrain from making it.

I always thought you looked like a professor of philosophy.

[zilch]

Daniel Dennett did copy my beard, yes.