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Kenny's Kreepy Kartoon Korner

Postby shadowmouse » Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:23 am

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Re: Kenny's Kreepy Kartoon Korner

Postby 3point14rat » Tue May 06, 2014 4:43 pm

I know that when my kids eat a cookie I told them not to eat, my first instinct is to curse them and their decendents with incurable diseases.

My lust to include the entire planet and all living things isn't as strong as God's, but then I'm not perfect like Him.

I sure wish I were omnipotent so I could keep all the cookies for myself.
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Re: Kenny's Kreepy Kartoon Korner

Postby zilch » Tue May 06, 2014 7:26 pm

That's exactly how I feel, 3point. :lol:
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Re: Kenny's Kreepy Kartoon Korner

Postby shadowmouse » Sat May 24, 2014 3:01 pm

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Re: Kenny's Kreepy Kartoon Korner

Postby E-lad » Sat May 24, 2014 4:34 pm

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And here we fin one of the first contraictions of the bible. Adam did not die the day he ate the fruit. He went on to live to be 930 years old, so sayeth the scripture.
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Re: Kenny's Kreepy Kartoon Korner

Postby theBlackSwan » Sat May 24, 2014 5:55 pm

E-lad wrote:
shadowmouse wrote:Image


And here we fin one of the first contraictions of the bible. Adam did not die the day he ate the fruit. He went on to live to be 930 years old, so sayeth the scripture.


I've heard the excuse that he died spiritually that day and lost God's grace.

Well, at the very fucking least they could be more detailed. Hell, more people would probably believe if the Bible made, you know, demonstrable claims.
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Re: Kenny's Kreepy Kartoon Korner

Postby Jessica » Mon May 26, 2014 3:21 pm

The bones of three thousand four hundred year old Allosaur! Given as a gift by a grateful benefactor. Really.

Note to Dan Lietha. Of course it's allowed, you clown. Because real scientists are human. They need time off from, oh I don't know, healing amputees and isolating the genes for any number of congenital killer conditions and destroying the scourge of smallpox and taming polio, and this display of a three thousand four hundred year old Allosaur gives them the laugh they need and the inspiration to carry on and do some real good.
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Re: Kenny's Kreepy Kartoon Korner

Postby shadowmouse » Sun Jul 13, 2014 1:40 pm

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Re: Kenny's Kreepy Kartoon Korner

Postby zilch » Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:10 pm

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Er, so Jesus is going to tear off our evolved feet and turn us into fish again?
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Re: Kenny's Kreepy Kartoon Korner

Postby caligulathegod » Sun Jul 13, 2014 5:53 pm

If one can live 900+ years without a spirit, it must not be too important.

So, if Adam died spiritually, who wrote Genesis? Who was the witness to the beginning that wrote it all down?
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